Tofurkey is not another white meat

Okay I get it.  I really do.  I use to be among the vegetarians.  I walked among them for years and then one day I had a complete breakdown.  Tired of being tired and sickly - I went back to the darkside.  I have to say I eat more red meat now then ever before.  I don't know if this is because while I was away, absense made the heart grow fonder or what but give me a rare steak anyday.  Back to the point I was trying to make.  If you don't eat meat, and are morally opposed to the treatment of animals, why would you make a food in the very image of all you stand against?  Why would you mold and shape a tofu turkey?  First why shape it?  Second why call it Tofu Turkey?  I certainly understand wanting a different meatless option at Thanksgiving, hey sometimes I like vegtables too, but I don't shape my corn to look like a steak.  I have never understood Torfurkey.  I doubt I ever will.  Hot dogs that aren't real hot dogs, I get.  First do we really know what is in hot dogs and can we call it meat even and second, they are just so fun to grill up with their oblong shape.  It fits nicely into a hot dog bun.  I passed my midterms with A's!  I am very happy about that!  Happy Thanksgiving everyone.